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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Top Ten Signs There's Trouble at The Weather Channel
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They're rerunning forecasts from 2004
Weathercasters giggle every time they say, "ball lightning"
Hours of programming devoted to footage of clouds that look like monkeys
Watercooler talk includes hilarious comments like, "Doppler. I don't even know her."
Long range forecast -- "Winter: Cold, Summer: Hot"
CEO was caught selling anemometers out of the trunk of his car
Smiling graphic on the sun is giving the finger
From 6pm to midnight it's just a guy making wind noises with his mouth
They don't have a single magician on this week
Satellite shot always seems to catch Jennifer Aniston sunbathing
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