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Friday, June 26, 2009

Top Ten Signs You're Too Fat
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When people first meet you they say, "Lemme guess -- opera singer?"
You live on 23rd, 24th, and 25th streets
Barack Obama has requested $3 billion to bail you out of your bed
When doctor says you're pregnant with octuplets, you have to remind him you're a man
Often get free waffles at Denny's by claiming to be Rush Limbaugh
When you get on a scale, it says, "One at a time!"
On your visit to Russia, cholesterol checks you
Since this list began, you've eaten a quart of tartar sauce
You're too fat to read Artie Lange's "Too Fat to Fish"
Get in bed at 11pm, but your ass doesn't get there 'til midnight
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