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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Top Ten Messages On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine
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"Hi, It's George W. Bush. Why didn't anyone tell me resigning was an option?"
"It's John McCain -- why did I call?"
"Mark Sanford here. Ever been to Argentina?"
"I'm calling from Geico to see if you want to renew your dogsled insurance"
"It's Letterman -- we still cool?"
"McCain again. Still no idea why I called"
"Hi, it's the dry cleaner. Having trouble getting caribou blood out of your Prada jacket"
"Hi, it's Sarah...oops...dialed my own number"
"Schwarzenegger here. If you want a job, California could use a new governor"
"Hey, it's McCain. Who would've thought you'd retire before I did?"
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