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Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Top Ten Questions Bernie Madoff Asked Today In Prison
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Has it been 150 years yet?
Who do I have to swindle to get a freshly-pressed jumpsuit?
Which way to the penthouse cell?
Because of my business dealings with the Latin kings, can you keep me away from the Crips?
What mixes better in a toilet, sangria or daiquiris?
Will I get special treatment if I help the guards hide money from the IRS?
I'd like the truffle-crusted halibut
Did I mention that it was an April Fools' prank that just got out of control?
Will someone TiVo "America's Got Talent" for me for the next 149 years?
Is it ok if I decline a conjugal request from my wife?
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Can I tap stock tips on the pipes?

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Como?

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Would you mind removing the shiv from my throat?

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