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Friday, July 10, 2009

Top Ten Signs You're Staying At The Same Hotel As Osama Bin Laden
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He's registered under the name Osama Bin Johnson
Sign on the door reads: do not disturb, infidel pig dog
The predator drone circling above the pool bar
Clumps of camel hair in the jacuzzi
Guy in the room next door keeps shouting, "Death to overpriced minibar snacks!"
Maid leaves a chocolate-covered goat's eye on your pillow
Main ballroom is booked for the 9th Annual Jihaddy Awards
You get on an empty elevator, but all the buttons are pushed and that's so Bin Laden
You overhear concierge say, "We don't offer turndown service for your turban"
George W. Bush can't find the hotel
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Bellhop says you don't tip as well as the guy who gave him five barrels of oil and a box of ammunition

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At buffet, someone shouts, "Death to America...and to the heathen who ate the last mini eggroll!"

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Hanging out by the pool you meet 23 of Bin Laden's wives

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Ice dispensers replaced with hummus dispensers

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He calls front desk and asks for a wake-up explosion

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