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Tom Arnold; and Nappy Roots. PLUS:
Mayor Michael Bloomberg on the Surivor show; our Attorney
General John Ashcroft singing "Let The Eagle Soar";
Will It Float?; and Stephanie with photos.
Congratulations to Paul Shaffer for his Grammy win.
The Category: Best Country Instrumental Performance
- "Foggy Mountain Breakdown." Paul Shaffer joined
the fabulous group of Earl Scruggs, Glen Duncan, Randy
Scruggs, Steve Martin, Vince Gill, Marty Stuart, Gary Scruggs,
Albert Lee, Jerry Douglas, and Leon Russell
to garner the win. The group played "Foggy Mountain
Breakdown" on our show back on November 15, 2001. This is
what I wrote about that appearance:
EARL SCRUGGS AND FRIENDS: From his "Earl Scruggs and
Friends" CD, the group played "Foggy Mountain
Breakdown." I like the bluegrass but I must admit I do
not know much about it but I knew enough that what was on stage
last night was Hall of Fame quality. Joining Earl for 'Foggy
Mountain Breakdown' was Harry Stinson (drums),
Glenn Duncan (fiddle), Marty Stuart
(mandolin), Vince Gill (electric guitar),
Randy Scruggs (acoustic guitar), Steve
Martin (yes, Steve Martin on banjo), Albert
Lee (electric guitar), Gary Scruggs
(harmonica), Jerry Douglas (dobro), Paul
Shaffer (piano), and Will Lee (bass). It
was one of the top performances I've seen on our stage. Others
performing on the "Earl Scruggs and Friends":
Elton John, Sting, Melissa Etheridge, John Fogerty, Johnny
Cash, Don Henley, Dwight Yoakam, Billy Bob Thornton, Leon
Russell, Travis Tritt, and Rosanne Cash.
I think I'll be plunking down some dollars for this CD. I won't
even try to "borrow" one here from the show. This one
is worth buying."
I wonder if the
Grammy voters read the Wahoo?
Speaking of Grammy quality music, how about that Attorney
General! He's becoming quite the hit in the music world,
especially with the ladies. Dave mentions the name
"John Ashcroft" and the girls shriek with
delight. Dave tells them to keep it down but the ladies can't
help it. We show a clip of Mr. Ashcroft singing "Let The
Eagle Soar." The girls can't help themselves.
LET THE EAGLE
SOAR "Let the eagle soar, Like she's
never soared before. From rocky coast to golden
shore, Let the mighty eagle soar. Soar with
healing in her wings, As the land beneath her
sings: 'Only god, no other kings.' This
country's far too young to die. We've still got a lot
of climbing to do, And we can make it if we try.
Built by toils and struggles God has led us
through."
The best part of the
girls squealing with delight at the mere mention of the name
John Ashcroft? Watching the Late Show audience
coordinator frantically searching the audience looking for the
guilty screechers.
Did you see the promo for
the contestants on the new Survivor
show? There's Darryl, the personal trainer.
There's Tammy, the legal assistant. And
Mike, the Mayor of New York City who took the month
off from his job to be on a TV show. I guess that explains
where he goes on his weekends.
DAVE CALLS
STEPHANIE: Dave dials - no answer. Dave tries again.
This time, Art answers. What was the problem, Art?
Says Art: "You dialed the wrong number." Dave is
forwarded to Stephanie who has photos to share. But
first: - "Turn your radio down." -
"Working hard or hardly working?" -
"Stephanie, how old are you?"
What
photos does Stephanie have to share? - Stephanie and
Mary eating Chinese food. Not sure if the noodles
Stephanie was eating was going in or going out? - Steph
with monkeys. - Steph with Donny
Osmond - Steph with David Grohl of
the Foo Fighters - Steph and a slut.
- Steph with Tom Brokaw. - Steph with
Hal - Steph with Dave's
mom.
At the conclusion, Dave and
Steph sing "Let The Eagle Soar" accompanied by Grammy
Award winning Paul Shaffer. While the camera was on Paul,
director Jerry Foley directed a nice fade to the
phone lying on Dave's desk.
Back from
commercial, Dave laments that Stephanie gets better guests than
him.
WILL IT FLOAT? Our
third installment. Tank of water. Inanimate object. Models.
Will the object float? Our announcer Alan Kalter
reveals tonight's object: "It's a bowling pin."
Both Dave and Paul agree it will float. Why even raise the
scrim to continue with this piece? It's obvious a bowling pin
will float. Paul makes a very good point: "But if we
don't raise the scrim, we don't get to look at the models."
What is the outcome? Did the bowling pin float? I don't know.
I was looking at the models.
TOP TEN:
"Reasons I'm Proud To Be In The United States
Navy" - and to present tonight's top ten
list, 10 submariners from the U.S.S. Seawolf at the Naval
Submarine Base in Groton, Connecticut. #10.
Machinist's Mate Chief Andy Kuvent. #9.
Machinist's Mate First Class Dave Padgett
#8. Sonar technician third class Mike
Doehring. #7. Sonar technician first class
John Hawkins #6. Mess management specialist
second class Jeffrey Lay. #5. Machinist's
mate second class Jesse Yoast. #4.
Machinist's mate second class Christopher
Reed. #3. Lieutenant Jason
Biegelson. #2. Machinist's mate fireman
apprentice Chris Yacur #1. Chief of the
boat, Dean Irwin.
#5.
Remember that game Battleship? We get to play it with real
ships. #2. I look sweet in uniform.
TOM ARNOLD: Dressed in all black.
People are still learning that Tom Arnold is a really fun guest.
Tom is engaged to be married in June to fiancé
Shelby. Tom describes Shelby as honest. Says
Tom: "That's important. Now we have to work on
kindness." He gives an example. When Tom asks Shelby how
he looks, Shelby will give an honest answer. Tom says he has
no money left, and Shelby knows. This is good, says Tom, since
now he knows for sure that Shelby really loves him for him and
not his money. How did Tom Arnold like the Olympics? Tom's
show on the Fox Sports Net, The Best Damn Sports
Show PeriodTonya Harding to the
Olympics as their representative. I like that idea.
Hyper Tom was once again entertaining and fun. He works for me
every time.
NAPPY ROOTS: From
their CD, Watermelon, Chicken and Gritz, Nappy
Roots sang "Awnaw." It's not the type of music I go
for but I kind of enjoyed it.
And that was
our show for Thursday, February 28, 2002.
Cokie Roberts is on Friday's
program. She was originally booked for Thursday but I think
there is something in Tom Arnold's contract that states he
cannot appear with anyone named Cokie.
HEY!
We're off next week and I don't have to come in on Friday, so
you're getting a double-header today. Here comes Friday's
Wahoo. Friday, March 1, 2001 / Show
#1768 CBS Mailbag;
Cokie Roberts; and Al Lubel. PLUS:
Something new with Biff and the mailbag; more singing from
our Attorney General John Ashcroft, a Top Ten list; and Al Chez
on the tambourine.
CBS
MAILBAG - now Biff can win valuable
prizes if he finds the town on the map. The bar has been
raised! LETTER #1: From Max Gagneon of Quebec,
Canada. "Dear Dave, Have you ever been
on a roadtrip?" Making an appearance in
this letter: Tony Mendez. LETTER #2:
From Bob Pierson of Red Bluff,
California. "Hi Dave, There is
speculation about man on the moon being staged - that we never
really went there. Is the 'Late Show with David Letterman' for
real is it somehow faked?" Making an
appearance in this letter: Someone known the world over. LETTER #3: From Clay Watkins of Sanford,
Florida. "What would the world be like
if everyone looked like Paul Shaffer?"
Making an appearance: Paul. LETTER
#4: From Nilesh Banavali of New York
City. "Dear Dave, What would you do if
you were made Mayor of New York City for one
day?" Making an appearance: Deputy
Mayor Marc Shaw.
How did Biff do? Could
he find Quebec? Red Bluff, California? Sanford, Florida? New
York City? And what does he win?
TOP TEN: Things You Don't Want To Hear At
T.G.I.Friday's Go ahead. Make up your own. See
how yours compare to ours. Oh yeah, it's a video Top Ten. We
had a guy pretend to be a waiter.
COKIE
ROBERTS: From ABC TV's This Week with Sam
Donaldson and Cokie Roberts. Enron? It's tough to
analyze when everyone is lying. John Ashcroft isn't the
only U.S. Senator who can sing. He's a member of the Singing
Senators, consisting of Trent Lott (R-Mississippi);
Larry Craig (R-Idaho); and Jim
Jeffords (Ind. - Vermont) Sadly, once Jeffords jumped
the Republican wagon to the Independent party, the group broke
up. Funny, I heard it was Yoko. We see a clip of the Flat
Four.
AL LUBEL: comedian - Lots of
talk about mom.
And that's our show for
Friday, March 1.
Wahoo
EXTRA! Here's something I
bet you didn't know. Dyslexia? The word is actually
"Lexdysia."
The movie 40 Days,
40 Nights is based on a guy who attempts to win a bet by
going without physical contact with girls for the 40 days of the
Lenten season. I have a similar story about my life. It too
has a biblical reference. I missed out on physical contact
with the opposite sex, but the timeline is based on Moses and
his nomadic journey through the desert.
NEXT WEEK'S SCHEDULE OF OUR PREVIOUSLY-VIEWED
PROGRAMS MONDAY MARCH 4: Amy
Brenneman; Sir Martin Rees, and Shakira. Comedy includes
Celebrity Phone of Mystery. TUESDAY MARCH
5: Regis Philbin; and Steven Wright. It's Dave's 20th
Anniversary show, which includes a special Top Ten and a CBS
Mailbag with a ghost in Rupert's Hello Deli. WEDNESDAY MARCH 6: Cate Blanchett; and Timothy
Treadwell. Comedy includes a plea from Alan Kalter to the new
mayor and Dave is distracted right before the show. THURSDAY MARCH 7: Bruce Willis; and Ivan Neville.
Comedy includes an Alan Kalter episode. FRIDAY
MARCH 8: Merv Griffin and Phantom Planet. Comedy
includes Biff Henderson's America and a special top ten.
Make your plans accordingly. See you in a week.
Tom Arnold; and Nappy Roots. PLUS:
Mayor Michael Bloomberg on the Surivor show; our Attorney
General John Ashcroft singing "Let The Eagle Soar";
Will It Float?; and Stephanie with photos.
Congratulations to Paul Shaffer for his Grammy win.
The Category: Best Country Instrumental Performance
- "Foggy Mountain Breakdown." Paul Shaffer joined
the fabulous group of Earl Scruggs, Glen Duncan, Randy
Scruggs, Steve Martin, Vince Gill, Marty Stuart, Gary Scruggs,
Albert Lee, Jerry Douglas, and Leon Russell
to garner the win. The group played "Foggy Mountain
Breakdown" on our show back on November 15, 2001. This is
what I wrote about that appearance:
EARL SCRUGGS AND FRIENDS: From his "Earl Scruggs and
Friends" CD, the group played "Foggy Mountain
Breakdown." I like the bluegrass but I must admit I do
not know much about it but I knew enough that what was on stage
last night was Hall of Fame quality. Joining Earl for 'Foggy
Mountain Breakdown' was Harry Stinson (drums),
Glenn Duncan (fiddle), Marty Stuart
(mandolin), Vince Gill (electric guitar),
Randy Scruggs (acoustic guitar), Steve
Martin (yes, Steve Martin on banjo), Albert
Lee (electric guitar), Gary Scruggs
(harmonica), Jerry Douglas (dobro), Paul
Shaffer (piano), and Will Lee (bass). It
was one of the top performances I've seen on our stage. Others
performing on the "Earl Scruggs and Friends":
Elton John, Sting, Melissa Etheridge, John Fogerty, Johnny
Cash, Don Henley, Dwight Yoakam, Billy Bob Thornton, Leon
Russell, Travis Tritt, and Rosanne Cash.
I think I'll be plunking down some dollars for this CD. I won't
even try to "borrow" one here from the show. This one
is worth buying."
I wonder if the
Grammy voters read the Wahoo?
Speaking of Grammy quality music, how about that Attorney
General! He's becoming quite the hit in the music world,
especially with the ladies. Dave mentions the name
"John Ashcroft" and the girls shriek with
delight. Dave tells them to keep it down but the ladies can't
help it. We show a clip of Mr. Ashcroft singing "Let The
Eagle Soar." The girls can't help themselves.
LET THE EAGLE
SOAR "Let the eagle soar, Like she's
never soared before. From rocky coast to golden
shore, Let the mighty eagle soar. Soar with
healing in her wings, As the land beneath her
sings: 'Only god, no other kings.' This
country's far too young to die. We've still got a lot
of climbing to do, And we can make it if we try.
Built by toils and struggles God has led us
through."
The best part of the
girls squealing with delight at the mere mention of the name
John Ashcroft? Watching the Late Show audience
coordinator frantically searching the audience looking for the
guilty screechers.
Did you see the promo for
the contestants on the new Survivor
show? There's Darryl, the personal trainer.
There's Tammy, the legal assistant. And
Mike, the Mayor of New York City who took the month
off from his job to be on a TV show. I guess that explains
where he goes on his weekends.
DAVE CALLS
STEPHANIE: Dave dials - no answer. Dave tries again.
This time, Art answers. What was the problem, Art?
Says Art: "You dialed the wrong number." Dave is
forwarded to Stephanie who has photos to share. But
first: - "Turn your radio down." -
"Working hard or hardly working?" -
"Stephanie, how old are you?"
What
photos does Stephanie have to share? - Stephanie and
Mary eating Chinese food. Not sure if the noodles
Stephanie was eating was going in or going out? - Steph
with monkeys. - Steph with Donny
Osmond - Steph with David Grohl of
the Foo Fighters - Steph and a slut.
- Steph with Tom Brokaw. - Steph with
Hal - Steph with Dave's
mom.
At the conclusion, Dave and
Steph sing "Let The Eagle Soar" accompanied by Grammy
Award winning Paul Shaffer. While the camera was on Paul,
director Jerry Foley directed a nice fade to the
phone lying on Dave's desk.
Back from
commercial, Dave laments that Stephanie gets better guests than
him.
WILL IT FLOAT? Our
third installment. Tank of water. Inanimate object. Models.
Will the object float? Our announcer Alan Kalter
reveals tonight's object: "It's a bowling pin."
Both Dave and Paul agree it will float. Why even raise the
scrim to continue with this piece? It's obvious a bowling pin
will float. Paul makes a very good point: "But if we
don't raise the scrim, we don't get to look at the models."
What is the outcome? Did the bowling pin float? I don't know.
I was looking at the models.
TOP TEN:
"Reasons I'm Proud To Be In The United States
Navy" - and to present tonight's top ten
list, 10 submariners from the U.S.S. Seawolf at the Naval
Submarine Base in Groton, Connecticut. #10.
Machinist's Mate Chief Andy Kuvent. #9.
Machinist's Mate First Class Dave Padgett
#8. Sonar technician third class Mike
Doehring. #7. Sonar technician first class
John Hawkins #6. Mess management specialist
second class Jeffrey Lay. #5. Machinist's
mate second class Jesse Yoast. #4.
Machinist's mate second class Christopher
Reed. #3. Lieutenant Jason
Biegelson. #2. Machinist's mate fireman
apprentice Chris Yacur #1. Chief of the
boat, Dean Irwin.
#5.
Remember that game Battleship? We get to play it with real
ships. #2. I look sweet in uniform.
TOM ARNOLD: Dressed in all black.
People are still learning that Tom Arnold is a really fun guest.
Tom is engaged to be married in June to fiancé
Shelby. Tom describes Shelby as honest. Says
Tom: "That's important. Now we have to work on
kindness." He gives an example. When Tom asks Shelby how
he looks, Shelby will give an honest answer. Tom says he has
no money left, and Shelby knows. This is good, says Tom, since
now he knows for sure that Shelby really loves him for him and
not his money. How did Tom Arnold like the Olympics? Tom's
show on the Fox Sports Net, The Best Damn Sports
Show PeriodTonya Harding to the
Olympics as their representative. I like that idea.
Hyper Tom was once again entertaining and fun. He works for me
every time.
NAPPY ROOTS: From
their CD, Watermelon, Chicken and Gritz, Nappy
Roots sang "Awnaw." It's not the type of music I go
for but I kind of enjoyed it.
And that was
our show for Thursday, February 28, 2002.
Cokie Roberts is on Friday's
program. She was originally booked for Thursday but I think
there is something in Tom Arnold's contract that states he
cannot appear with anyone named Cokie.
HEY!
We're off next week and I don't have to come in on Friday, so
you're getting a double-header today. Here comes Friday's
Wahoo. Friday, March 1, 2001 / Show
#1768 CBS Mailbag;
Cokie Roberts; and Al Lubel. PLUS:
Something new with Biff and the mailbag; more singing from
our Attorney General John Ashcroft, a Top Ten list; and Al Chez
on the tambourine.
CBS
MAILBAG - now Biff can win valuable
prizes if he finds the town on the map. The bar has been
raised! LETTER #1: From Max Gagneon of Quebec,
Canada. "Dear Dave, Have you ever been
on a roadtrip?" Making an appearance in
this letter: Tony Mendez. LETTER #2:
From Bob Pierson of Red Bluff,
California. "Hi Dave, There is
speculation about man on the moon being staged - that we never
really went there. Is the 'Late Show with David Letterman' for
real is it somehow faked?" Making an
appearance in this letter: Someone known the world over. LETTER #3: From Clay Watkins of Sanford,
Florida. "What would the world be like
if everyone looked like Paul Shaffer?"
Making an appearance: Paul. LETTER
#4: From Nilesh Banavali of New York
City. "Dear Dave, What would you do if
you were made Mayor of New York City for one
day?" Making an appearance: Deputy
Mayor Marc Shaw.
How did Biff do? Could
he find Quebec? Red Bluff, California? Sanford, Florida? New
York City? And what does he win?
TOP TEN: Things You Don't Want To Hear At
T.G.I.Friday's Go ahead. Make up your own. See
how yours compare to ours. Oh yeah, it's a video Top Ten. We
had a guy pretend to be a waiter.
COKIE
ROBERTS: From ABC TV's This Week with Sam
Donaldson and Cokie Roberts. Enron? It's tough to
analyze when everyone is lying. John Ashcroft isn't the
only U.S. Senator who can sing. He's a member of the Singing
Senators, consisting of Trent Lott (R-Mississippi);
Larry Craig (R-Idaho); and Jim
Jeffords (Ind. - Vermont) Sadly, once Jeffords jumped
the Republican wagon to the Independent party, the group broke
up. Funny, I heard it was Yoko. We see a clip of the Flat
Four.
AL LUBEL: comedian - Lots of
talk about mom.
And that's our show for
Friday, March 1.
Wahoo
EXTRA! Here's something I
bet you didn't know. Dyslexia? The word is actually
"Lexdysia."
The movie 40 Days,
40 Nights is based on a guy who attempts to win a bet by
going without physical contact with girls for the 40 days of the
Lenten season. I have a similar story about my life. It too
has a biblical reference. I missed out on physical contact
with the opposite sex, but the timeline is based on Moses and
his nomadic journey through the desert.
NEXT WEEK'S SCHEDULE OF OUR PREVIOUSLY-VIEWED
PROGRAMS MONDAY MARCH 4: Amy
Brenneman; Sir Martin Rees, and Shakira. Comedy includes
Celebrity Phone of Mystery. TUESDAY MARCH
5: Regis Philbin; and Steven Wright. It's Dave's 20th
Anniversary show, which includes a special Top Ten and a CBS
Mailbag with a ghost in Rupert's Hello Deli. WEDNESDAY MARCH 6: Cate Blanchett; and Timothy
Treadwell. Comedy includes a plea from Alan Kalter to the new
mayor and Dave is distracted right before the show. THURSDAY MARCH 7: Bruce Willis; and Ivan Neville.
Comedy includes an Alan Kalter episode. FRIDAY
MARCH 8: Merv Griffin and Phantom Planet. Comedy
includes Biff Henderson's America and a special top ten.