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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Samuel L. Jackson; Tony Mendez & Stephanie Birkitt, and Jim Gaffigan.
PLUS: "Ghost Rider" disclaimer; a scene from "The Queen"; Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; a top ten list; and Late Show Fun Facts.
ACT 1
Just for my records: During the monologue, Dave mimes smoking a cigarette. In my database, I'll record this under "Odd Dave."
The most popular film at the box office is "Ghost Rider." It is very exciting, but they're running an odd disclaimer before the film. We just happen to have a copy of the disclaimer.
Announcer:
"The following film depicts a supernatural character who rides a motorcycle while on fire. The producers wish to emphasize that you should never operate a motorcycle or other heavy machinery while your head is engulfed in flames. If flames are shooting from your skull, seek prompt medical attention. Keep any burning parts of your skeleton away form your motorcycle's gas tank and other flammable hazards. Also, wear a helmet whether or not your head is on fire, and obey all local traffic laws. And now, enjoy the film."
The Academy Awards are this weekend. Have you seen "The Queen" with Helen Mirren? Dave finally went to see it and thought this one scene was a bit odd.
From the film, we see the Royal Family sitting in their castle watching the TV. They all appear glum and down. The shot switches to what they are watching on the tellie. It is Dave and the Late Show. On the TV, Dave is flipping pencils at the desk. Queen Elizabeth, disgusted, rises and sighs, "I'm going to bed." She exits.
Inspired by the clip, Dave performs his patented pencil-flip and catch at the desk. I put a star on my note pad to record this in my database for possible future use.
LATE SHOW FUN FACTS
-Every day, 20 banks are robbed in the United States
-Libya is the only country with a single-colored flag
-A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood
-Thomas Edison also changed the first light bulb
-At Johns Hopkins School of Medicine there is an actual Dr. Pepper.
-Due to allergies, Cat Stevens cannot own a cat
-In 1959, D.C. Comics unveiled a superhero named "Waffle Man."
-If there is life on another planet, a majority of people hope it's an adorable puppy
-In 1878, the winner of the Kentucky Derby was disqualified when it was found to be two guys in a horse costume
-The ability to walk on water made it difficult for Jesus to swim
-The actor who's won more Academy Awards than anyone? Gary Busey
-In 1972, the world's fastest man and the world's oldest man were the same person
-"Match Game
Samuel L. Jackson; Tony Mendez & Stephanie Birkitt, and Jim Gaffigan.
PLUS: "Ghost Rider" disclaimer; a scene from "The Queen"; Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; a top ten list; and Late Show Fun Facts.
ACT 1
Just for my records: During the monologue, Dave mimes smoking a cigarette. In my database, I'll record this under "Odd Dave."
The most popular film at the box office is "Ghost Rider." It is very exciting, but they're running an odd disclaimer before the film. We just happen to have a copy of the disclaimer.
Announcer:
"The following film depicts a supernatural character who rides a motorcycle while on fire. The producers wish to emphasize that you should never operate a motorcycle or other heavy machinery while your head is engulfed in flames. If flames are shooting from your skull, seek prompt medical attention. Keep any burning parts of your skeleton away form your motorcycle's gas tank and other flammable hazards. Also, wear a helmet whether or not your head is on fire, and obey all local traffic laws. And now, enjoy the film."
The Academy Awards are this weekend. Have you seen "The Queen" with Helen Mirren? Dave finally went to see it and thought this one scene was a bit odd.
From the film, we see the Royal Family sitting in their castle watching the TV. They all appear glum and down. The shot switches to what they are watching on the tellie. It is Dave and the Late Show. On the TV, Dave is flipping pencils at the desk. Queen Elizabeth, disgusted, rises and sighs, "I'm going to bed." She exits.
Inspired by the clip, Dave performs his patented pencil-flip and catch at the desk. I put a star on my note pad to record this in my database for possible future use.
LATE SHOW FUN FACTS
-Every day, 20 banks are robbed in the United States
-Libya is the only country with a single-colored flag
-A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood
-Thomas Edison also changed the first light bulb
-At Johns Hopkins School of Medicine there is an actual Dr. Pepper.
-Due to allergies, Cat Stevens cannot own a cat
-In 1959, D.C. Comics unveiled a superhero named "Waffle Man."
-If there is life on another planet, a majority of people hope it's an adorable puppy
-In 1878, the winner of the Kentucky Derby was disqualified when it was found to be two guys in a horse costume
-The ability to walk on water made it difficult for Jesus to swim
-The actor who's won more Academy Awards than anyone? Gary Busey
-In 1972, the world's fastest man and the world's oldest man were the same person
-"Match Game
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