“Let's see...think I'll have the halibut.”
Toni, Plano, TX
“We've just won free Waverunner lessons!”
Ruth, Los Angeles, CA
"What? A two-hour penalty will be assessed for peeing in the water? Aw, man!"
Kristin, Indianapolis, IN
“You dummy! We're supposed to swim in the dolphin pen, not the shark pen!”
Monica, Broomfield, CO
“It says ‘If your Waverunner overturns, please call U.S. Customer Support between 9 and 5, Eastern time.’”
Lili, Mammoth Lakes, CA
“Let's see here...’ 5 Easy Steps to Avoid Shark Attacks’...Step 1: Get out of water...”
Daniel, Toronto, Canada
"This ferry ticket said nothing about swimming back!"
Nikki, Nashville, TN
“I'm tellin’ yah, T, it says head south, and...uh...what is more south than under the ocean?”
Chase, Canada
“It says here that the sharks only come out at night.”
Andrew, Astoria, OR
“These poolside bars never have sushi on the menu.”
Carlos, San Jose, CA
“What?! Publisher's Clearing House? I may have won a Million Dollars?”
Jim, San Diego, CA
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