“Okay, she's in a trance now. Watch when I snap my fingers later, she's gonna cluck like a chicken.”
Melissa, New Brunswick, Canada
"Did I remember to turn off the iron?"
Carolyn, Myrtle Beach
The fools on the bus go, "Blah blah blah", "Blah blah blah"…
Kim, Alabama
"Oh man, I shouldn't have drank that water in Mexico."
Mitchell, Castro Valley
“Hmmm, no pulse. Anyone care to trade partners?”
Joe Stairs, Fredericton, Canada
"Whew , It could be worse, I could be sleeping in the rain on Survivor! "
Wayne Sheridan, St Charles, MO
“Hey Zach, time to wind up Arianne again.”
Katy, Lockport, IL
I wonder if that chewing gum has any flavor left to it?
Michelle K., Kawkawlin
Must control Fist of Death...
Scott, Phoenix, AZ
“So you see, you stick your hand through the hole like this and you can make the dummy talk.”
Ryan, Vancouver, Canada
“Zach, let go of Arianne's ponytail!”
Rose, Longmont, CO
"I reach over and tap him on his right shoulder and he falls for every time. "
Jim, Louisville
“My robotic partner's battery died! Do you have a spare?”
Barbara K. Morristown
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