"Shoulda' bet on the Angels!"
Bill Weber, Spring Hill, FL
"Man...where's a donut shop when you need one?"
David, Los Angeles
"I thought only American women can't drive. I see it's a global problem."
Marc, Calgary, Alberta
"I've already counted 12 violations. 13...14..."
Adrian, San Clemente, CA
"Why don't they teach a driving course at Harvard?"
Roberta, Cumming
"Who needs a Roadblock? We're behind Eve!"
Melanie, Shamong, NJ
"This must be one of those squirrel crossings!"
Tiffany, IA
"Halfway around the world and somebody still wants to wash my windshield."
Tom, Wentzville, MO
"Where are my lights and siren when I need them?"
Norm, Alfred Station, NY
"Womankind's bad driving skills can be traced all the way back to Eve."
Drew, Long Beach, CA
"Quick, take out the phrase book and find out how to say 'Sorry Officer, we are in a race' in Portuguese!"
Teh Boon Kai, Malaysia
"Oh no! I think we just ran over Phil."
Peter, Victoria, BC
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