"Thanks for scratching off the diesel signs on those cars, kid!"
Jordan, Long Beach, California
"I want a fez that has my name on it in sequins."
Joe, New Jersey
"I'll give you this dollar if you give Phil a wedgie."
Rick, Indy
"If I give you this dollar, will you go flatten the other Teams' tires?"
Bill, Anchorage, Alaska
"Do you have any Chiclets?"
Tim, San Jose
"Are you sure this is really the map of the Hollywood stars' homes?"
Peter, San Diego, California
"And if you fold it like this, it looks like George Washington has wings."
Jack, Whitefish, Montana
"OK, you've persuaded me. I'll buy a one-year subscription to 'Morocco Today.'"
Felix, Portland, Oregon
"Here is $20, kid. Go get yourself a hairstyle."
Patrick, Raleigh
"Now kid, if you want money like this, stay in school. Otherwise, you might end up trying to race around the world for cash."
Direwolf, Northwood
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