"Keep talking, Ian. We're really interested in what you are saying."
Elaine, Newfoundland
Detour: Keep down bad schnitzel for two minutes.
Chris, San Diego
For only the cost of a cup of coffee a day, you can make a difference in the lives of these children.
Debbie, Toronto
"Flo, can you keep your chewing noises to a minimum? My hair is taking a nap."
Woobie, Manila
"Why do we always end up at the little kid's table?"
Debra, Kamloops, B.C.
"Zach, could you chew my food for me?"
Eve, Montreal
Thanks to technology borrowed from "Lord of the Rings," viewers need never know that Zach is actually 4½ feet tall.
Bob, Bethesda, MD
Zack puts on his raincoat just before yelling "FOOD FIGHT!"
Bill, Anchorage, AL
"All I need is some WHINE to go with this."
Jillian, Toronto
"Sauerkraut is German for WHAT?!"
Ryan, Gilbert, AZ
"Yes, we are having a good time. Why are you asking? What's your problem?"
Edward, NY, NY
"Knowing the time and food was scarce, we packed Flo's unsold escargot from Morocco."
John, Colorado Springs
And they make great travel companions. So order your lifelike Flo and Zach dolls now!
Ray, Douglaston, NY
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