Ladies and gentleman, now entering, your hero, your undisputed champion, a great athlete who knows no fear in the bullfight ring… El Diablo en Negro con Rojo Hankie! LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
Cooky, Washington, DC

Lance prepares to give Bessie a red card during an impromptu game of cow soccer.
Joel, Atlanta

"He's wearing leather shoes! Everyone stampede!"
Walt, Sonoma, CA

Lance shows off his linebacker skills behind the defensive line for the La Invernada Bovines flag football team.
Will, Cincinnati, OH

Always on the hunt for fresh pizza ingredients, Lance goes a little too far.
Debbie B, Toronto

"I've always wanted to be a matador, but this cape seems a little small for me."
Jill, Sioux Falls

Cowboy sitting on fence: "Yeah, they all get pretty excited at chow time, 'specially that big feller with the hat."
Andrew, Tallahassee, FL

Come back here! Your nose is dripping!
Thomas, Denver, CO

It was a close race, folks, but examination of the photo shows the cow finishing first!
Renee, Cameron

Giant Paul Bunyan suddenly realizes that his human-sized red cape just isn't going to be big enough to entice any Babe-sized bulls to a bullfight.
Paul, Apex, NC

"This isn't quite Pamplona... but I'll take it."
Adrian, Dana Point, CA

"Hold on! I remember this scene from "City Slickers!" I know what I'm doing!"
Mike, New Jersey

The capture-the-flag challenge was a piece of cake considering the opposing team spent the entire time chewing their cud.
Bart, DC