"You know Colin, you should really bite the chocolate to see what's inside. Your x-ray powers don't work outside the continental United States."
Stan, Ontario, Canada

As Lucy and Ethel take a much-needed break, Colin happily helps out on the assembly line at the chocolate factory.
Ian, Baltimore

That "hide the engagement ring in a piece of chocolate" idea seemed really romantic at the time...
Greg, Los Angeles

Colin accidentally bites off his own thumb while trying to find the candy with the white center.
Pam, Hamilton, OH

Oh my gosh! I found the golden ticket!
Lisa, Charlotte NC

This week's restaurant report: a local woman observed a chef sneezing into his hand then attempting to disguise it as a chocolate treat. The chef didn't return our calls.
Holliday, Phoenix

Christie starts to reassess her relationship with "Pretty Boy" Colin, when he frantically calls for a medic to treat a broken nail.
Janice, Seattle

"Hey, that chocolate looks a little bit like Phil."
Jacob, Baltimore

After years of hoping for a Valentine's box of chocolates with no success, Christie sees this as a fitting form of revenge.
Ryan, Calgary AB

In a surprise flashback sequence, the show reveals that Christie met Colin while window-shopping.
EJ, Baton Rouge LA

The Plexiglas was finally put in place when the sign "Don't Feed the Tourists" was ignored.
Mikki, COS

"Gluttony is one of the deadly sins," the angel Christie told Colin.
Sisi, Santa Rosa