"If you don't eat faster, the miniature person standing on my leg is going to get my hat."
Kenneth, Ashburn, VA

"Fancy meating you here."
Buster, Redmond, WA

“Pssst, don't let Phil make the dinner reservations anymore. Pass it along…”
Kim, Horsham, PA

Ron gives his advice on how to complete the latest Roadblock: assembling a complete cow from its individual parts.
Kristin, Carmel, IN

“Don't look at me, man, I never remember which fork to use!”
Amy, Manassas

“I don't know about you, but this Atkins diet stuff is getting out of hand.”
Tolle, Dayton, OH

“‘Where's the Beef’ isn't quite as funny now, is it?”
Jennifer, Easton, PA

“I don't know what's harder, eating all the meat or balancing this board on my knees.”
Gail, Rockville, MD

“Dude, I think that one's still alive.”
Dan, Atlanta, GA

“No, I don't think eating the brains first will make you smarter.”
Kris, Cincinnati, OH

"The meat sort of reminds me of that movie "Alive." You know, where that Argentina Rugby team crashes in the Andes. Hmmm. We're kind of close to the crash site."
Allison, Glendale Heights