"Why couldn't it have been a Travelocity Roaming Scarecrow?"
Naz, Hayward, CA

The ever-unflappable Gretchen marches on.
Lauren, San Pedro, CA

“Yeah, you were cute in ‘Amelie,’ but now, not so much.”
Beteljooz, Burbank, CA

Tired of waiting, Gretchen leaves Meredith behind for a new travel companion.
Faye, Ottawa, Canada

“Merrr-ideth, we've got a bad gnome!”
Brady, Pasadena, CA

Never an umbrella around when you need it.
Michelle, Newark, CA

Gretchen runs to safety as hundreds of homing pigeons zero in on her gnome.
Jen, San Francisco, CA

The Roaming Gnome, Denouncer of Travel Myths. Myth #18: Bird droppings bring good luck.
Beteljooz, Burbank, CA

Travel Myth #14: Pigeons won't get you if travel with an older wom... Ahh, #@*&% birds!
Laura, Hillsboro OR

"I have a gnome, and I’m not afraid to use it."
Nick, Hayward, CA

Gretchen sends the birds to stop Rob & Amber from getting help from the locals.
Lester, Daly City, CA

Unhappy in her marriage, Gretchen runs off with a younger, shorter man.
Nathan, Tucson, AZ