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The first sign that you have too much time on your hands
Tash, Ontario
"Beam me up, Scottie, and make it quick! My communicator is digging into my skin."
Ronald, Fort Bragg
"This nothing compared to the beating I'm going to get from the guys back at the firehouse."
Andrew, Canada
"Peanut butter bikinis are for wimps!"
Elena, Arizona
They trust THIS guy to put out fires?
Fredo, Las Vegas
Talking behind everyone's back has Eric in a pinch.
Sandi, Orange County
"OK! Hook the ground to the -neg side and start her up!"
Kevin, Stockton
"CLEAR!"
Linda, Kansas City
BIG BROTHER Twister: Left Nipple - Blue!
Adam, Fresno
Brain Surgery
Joakim, Alexandria
"No one told me that the chess pieces bit back!"
Elaine, Corpus Christi
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