"Bless me Father. It's been two days since my last exfoliation."
Carl, Houston

"Even though three females have been evicted, the estrogen level of the house appears to remain the same."
Rick, San Jose

Jason applies his nightly Kiki repellant.
Dazey, Vancouver B.C.

Just spread the CHIA seeds, add water and watch it grow!
John, Harrisburg, PA

"And here is where my brain would be."
Adam, Orange County

This is why guys should not abstain from sex.
Brandi, Canada

"I'm gonna wash that sin right off of my face."
Kathleen, Cincinnati

"I hope God can't see me!"
Holly, Sault Ste Marie

It's suddenly apparent that Jason's virginity is not by choice.
Fredo, Las Vegas

"Even my pores are pure!"
Brett, Coconut Creek

Aye, Aye Captain Cucumber
John, Dayton

How to stay a Virgin
Mimi, Toronto










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