Dave's age or his IQ? You decide.
Maranda, Chilliwack

"Step one is lie to them. Step two is hide while they get evicted from the House!"
Shelly ,Erwin

Dave shares a smoke with his imaginary Ewok buddies.
Rob, Salt Lake

"They taught me this in the Army: always throw scissors."
Andee, Boston

Dave lost the Power of Veto medallion and must do this to remember he got it.
Curtis, Arroyo Grande, CA

Dave demonstrates the deadly Ranger two-fingered crotch poke.
Ben, Columbus, OH

None of the HouseGuests fall for Dave's "Pull my two fingers" gag.
Tarrah, Burlington, Ontario, Canada

"First word: two syllables, sounds like 'ackstab.'"
Sunshine, Vancouver, BC

Dave eavesdrops on the others by pretending to be a hippie yard gnome.
Brett, Windsor

"I brush twice a day to keep this nice, white smile!"
JoAnne, Nebraska

When picking both nostrils at the same time, it's important to remain out of sight.
Nancy, Ottawa

"Watch me sneak up on this plant for a sneak-attack pruning."
Lindsay, Winnipeg, Canada