"How sweet! My boyfriend back home never gave me a container full of fungus."
Kevin, Arlinton Hts, IL

A really disturbing recreation of the kitchen scene from "9 1/2 Weeks".
Gretchen, Champaign

"Jun is coming! Quick, hide this!"
Jim, Spokane, WA

The sexual tension reaches an all-time high when instead of boxing gloves, Nathan starts hitting Alison with tupperware.
Sean, New York, NY

"This is the only way to get this chick to shut her mouth."
Karena, Detroit

What happens when the dishwasher breaks in the BIG BROTHER House.
Vicky, Belfast

"OK, she can fetch. Now if only I could teach her to roll over and play dead."
Nichole, Philadelphia

Nathan poisons Dana's salad by extracting venom from Alison's fangs.
Emily, Waco

"Good girl, good girl. Now, drop it. Drop it!"
Michael, Ottawa

This is what happens when you try to get food out of the freezer with your mouth.
Diane, Las Vegas

"I'm not saying you've got a big nose, but WOW! Look at all the stuff I've pulled out of it!"
Jazz, London, UK

"It was left in the fridge from BIG BROTHER 3. Do you think it's still good?"
Nancy, Prince George, Canada