"Hey Dana, do you have the feeling we're being watched?"
Kelly, OH

"Wow, she's sexy when she's mad. She's also ugly when she's mad. Come to think about it, she ALWAYS mad."
Kristin, New York

He's gonna brush that girl right out of his mouth.
Debbie, Sparks

"Would you look at that. She really does have two faces!"
Ray, Gaithersburg, MD

Jack's FBI surveillance techniques are getting really sloppy in his old age.
Suzy, Canada

"Driving this into my brain is the only way to drown out all her complaining."
Amy, Halifax

"Jack, whatever you do, do NOT tell her I spit toothepaste in her hair."
Levi, Leesburga

"I'm not kidding, it's stuck. Somebody help me already!"
Karen, Tampa

Justin wonders why his toothepaste tastes a little like 2000 Flushes.
Mike, NJ