Queen eye for the straight guy.
Fredo, Las Vegas

"Me Tarzan, you Jun!"
Kat, Halifax

This is what happens when guys can't watch football.
Krys, Edmonton

"This pull string must be stuck; she won't shut up!"
Amy, Astatula, FL

Man really did evolve from apes.
Seamus, TX

"Can I borrow a few of these to use for my chest?"
Joe, Philadelphia

Justin discovers Jun's other face.
Linda, Vancouver

"So you think I have a receding hairline, Jun! Oh yeah? Well, take this!"
Cathy, Thorndale

"C'mon I know there's got to be a '6 6 6' someone on her scalp."
Ms. Suzy, Georgia

"I wish she would hold still while I light the fuse."
Amy, Memphis

The only way Justin can get Jun to stop poking him in the belly like the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Lesli, Indiana

"I'm sure if I can just re-wire her brain, she won't even think of voting me out."
Shirl, Lafayette, IN