You must be this tall to be an emotional wreck.
Jacob, Toronto

"I stood in a damn cage all night, and now I got to do this for how long?"
Garret, Halifax

Years of pilates training and this is all she can do?
Wendy, Spokane, WA

"I've seen how haircuts in this house turn out. You aren't touching mine"
Mark, Florence

Erika demonstates how her inabilty to salute got her kicked out of The Army.
Wes, Atlanta, GA

"Has anyone seen my brain? It was just here."
Leonard, Las Vegas, NV

Someone forgot to tell Erika that when there's no one left but you, you can stop playing Duck, Duck, Goose.
Tracy, Indianapolis

"Can you look at the tapes and see who was it that put crazy glue in my shampoo?"
Tracey, Johnstown

The only way to keep those harsh lights from burning a bald spot on the HouseGuests' heads.
Andreja, Edmonton

"I've just gotta hide these horns for a couple more weeks."
Cassidy, Cambridge, Canada

Push down on head and watch her cry hysterically.
Jaysun, Towanda, PA

"I feel so naked without my pink hat."
Cindy, Stockton, CA