LET THEM EAT CAKE!
The Food Competition is assembled and the HouseGuests are treated to a game of Conveyor Belch. Diets go out the door as the HouseGuests eat as many sweets as they can that pass by on the belt. What they miss falls into a bucket at the end of the belt. At the end of the time, the buckets from each team are weighed and the lightest bucket is declared the winner. The losers are doomed to PB&J for the week.

"It was like an episode of I love Lucy gone bad", Ivette admits. "I never wanna eat sweets again" Janelle knew she had the PB&J pass, so nefariously picked the teams of people that she disliked the most. The teams stuff their faces, but Janelle's team of Ivette, Maggie, April and Beau lose with the heaviest bucket. Janelle smirks, "I was stuffing my face into the cake to make it look like I was a team player." April and Ivette are fooled, thinking Janelle was taking one for the team.

As America's Choice is touched upon again, we hear from the evictees, who plead for their returns to the house. It's amazing how refreshed and relaxed they all look outside the house!

APRIL WIGS OVER CIGS.
"I don't normally smoke that much", April puffs and protests to her housemates. "I brought a handful of cigarettes into the house." Later, April comes clean that she actually brought three cartons in with her--that's over 700 cigarettes--and now she's run out. Ivette is all smirk in the Diary Room, "If you run out of cigarettes, BIG BROTHER will not supply you with cigarettes." Instead, you get Nicotine patches. But Howie takes a more supportive stance: "I think April did a great job of quitting smoking…when she ran out of cigarettes." Poor puff-less April just cries, "I want cigarettes!"

Rachel and Howie meet with April and Maggie about the screw-up last week in not evicting James. They reach an agreement, a 2-week immunity deal for Rachel and Howie in return for nominating James.