“I trusted Chilltown. Spank me!”
Blake, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

“I know this looks bad, George, but it's the only way to remove the light saber.”
Annette, Gosport, IN

Dr. Frankenstein and Igor complete their scariest creation yet.
Mary-Beth, Oakville, ON

“Did you say Botox or buttocks?”
Jonathan, Las Vegas, NV

“I need five CCs of marshmallows stat! This man is still hungry.”
Jessica, Virginia Beach, VA

Butt first...
Jesse, Chico, CA

Dr. Evil and the Jedi Apprentice prepare the Jedi Master for his Brazilian.
Julie, Ontario, Canada

“Big Boy need diaper change!”
Kathi, Riverside, California

“I suggest you stay out of the hot tub until that heals.”
Anne Cambridge

“Ya know, George, a little nip and tuck I can get those eyeballs back above your nose where they belong. But first, I need to fix Howie’s drooping backside.”
Michelle, Roseto, PA

Dr. Will slowly sneaks up on Chicken George, realizing his head is actually a giant multi-colored jawbreaker on the inside.
Banks, Madison, WI

Yet again, Will explains the concept of backdooring to Howie.
Aaron, Shreveport, LA