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December 2, 2004
You know what's great about Thanksgiving? That cranberry sauce that comes in a can and it's all jelly-like and you can see, when you pour it out, like, the outline of the can on it and it doesn't even resemble cranberry or sauce…yum.
December 3, 2004
I'm standing in line with my Mom at the grocery store and they have all the magazines sitting out and I noticed that Jude Law has been declared the Sexiest Man Alive. So after Mom and I argued about that for a while (she still thinks it's James Bond) it occurred to us that both those people have accents. Accents are sexy. I wish Adam had an accent. I wonder if I could get him to, like, take one up. Or at least start calling fries chips and saying "mate" and "bloody." Maybe I'll start that trend. Bloody good idea! Cool….
December 4, 2004
My love of drug stores might finally be fading. I mean, I used to love them because you can get, like, everything there. Where else can you go to get deodorant and crappy lawn chairs? It's amazing. But I went in one today and they've cleared out like a whole section and filled it with Christmas junk. And there were Christmas songs on the loudspeaker. Thanksgiving is barely over and I'm already being pressured to buy Santa socks? What's up with that?
December 5, 2004
I slept until 2pm today. It's almost a record. Can I get into the Guinness book for sleeping? 'Cause I could totally do it. I bet I could sleep for like a year straight. I wonder if I'd wake up all Rip Van Winkle with a beard and everything. I wonder if Adam would still love me with a beard…Anyway, it's freezing out and my bed is sooooo warm. I have, like, a gazillion blankets on it right now and with my flannel PJs…it's like my own little toaster.
December 6, 2004
Can you believe that people once played jacks?
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