$#*! My Dad Says Episode Recaps

Season 1: Episode 18: Who's Your Daddy?

Henry meets a beautiful girl on the internet, but things get weird when she seems to know a little too much about Ed. Worried that she might be his long-lost daughter, Ed attempts to discover the truth. ... More...

Season 1: Episode 17: Lock and Load

Ed and Rosemary's fledgling relationship hits a snag when she tells him that his gun has got to go. After Henry, Vince, and Bonnie convince him to heed her wishes, however, Ed's house gets robbed and he's ... More...

Season 1: Episode 16: Well Suitored

Ed gets jealous when he learns that Rosemary is also seeing another man - an arrogant millionaire named Don. After a talk with Henry, he decides to tell Rosemary that he wants them to be exclusive. But ... More...

Season 1: Episode 15: Ed Goes to Court

As the newly-elected head of the Homeowners' Association, Ed is more concerned with pursuing his neighbor Rosemary Pernworth than he is with passing any legislation. But Rosemary isn't interested in Ed's ... More...

Season 1: Episode 14: Corn Star

Ed has a run-in with homeowners' association vice president Rosemary Pernworth when she threatens to cut down his corn for growing too high. Never one to be defeated easily, Ed decides to run for president ... More...

Season 1: Episode 13: The Better Father

When Vince and Bonnie learn that the reverend who married them didn't actually have a license, they decide to have a new wedding in Ed's house.

Vince has trouble finding a tux that fits him, ... More...

Season 1: Episode 12: Goodson Goes Deep

On a day off from work, Henry decides to spend some quality time with his father. Ed, however, is only interested in picking up a Steve Garvey baseball that he ordered from Authentic Carl�s sports memorabilia ... More...

Season 1: Episode 11: Family Dinner for Schmucks

After she and Vince moved in to Ed's house, Bonnie tries to make the best of things by instituting a new tradition of the Goodson Family Dinner. At first everyone annoys each other to the point where they ... More...

Season 1: Episode 10: You Can't Handle the Truce

Ed is involved in a longstanding dispute with a neighbor, Mr. Campbell, which Henry tries to mediate. Ed insists that while they don�t like each other, they are comfortable with the situation as it is, ... More...

Season 1: Episode 09: Make a Wish

Vince and Bonnie attend a seminar by self-help guru Charlotte Robinson that is reminiscent of "The Secret". Afterward, they realize that their path to happiness lies in quitting their job and ... More...