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Ian	10/13/05 8:59 pm All right, gotta make this quick, its a sushi night in Pittsburgh. little people make me nervous...but Lydia cracks my shit up All right Sassy McSasserson, I mean Steph, let's try toning down the sauce a little bit . You know I love you, but tonight was a little much. I'm hoping it was just a bad edit, but you were a little bit nasty to your own crew. Congratulations to Blake on not having a girlfriend anymore... Brett Farve, I caught the "We can't let somebody get to the final four THIS TIME who doesn't deserve it". I like you man...and now I have to wonder why you're dishing on my friend Tom like that. BRIAN GAVE US SOME COBY EYES TONIGHT. HILARIOUS Tribal Council is on right now, and I feel like a GREAT maneuver by Brian , Gary, and Sarge is about to happen...........and it does. Good vote tonight. Nice "Keep the dream alive" speech Martin Luther King.
Coby	10/12/05 7:19 pm Ooo this is finally getting good ;) Predication? lol okay Ian you just made me spit my milk through my nose..way to take the sass out of my airbag. Now you and Katie know why I never played G.h.o.s.t. with you two! Coby spelll gooud. As far as me being jealous of Steph going back, of course. But have you seen the new comercial? Steph in fade out: "I will never let the others see me cry....but inside my heart is breaking." Breaking at that chance at another million? No wait that's right you are crying because you are such a whiner...ooops winner stuck on ANOTHER loosing team. No I in team deary...maybe you just bring your team down? Okay Ian another predication...Steph will keep loosing with her I in team...but as soon as it gets to the Individual Immunity...she will kick some major ass because then she can focus on what she does best...herself. p.s. Ian what is Penn Stats? A gas station up north?
Ian	10/12/05 6:59 pm Awww, you guys are cute... I don't see your point Cesternino... if thats your real name. God forbid, something else crazy happens, everybody knows Judd chickened out on his own old tribemates to force Brooke out. Coby's right, Judd moved from alpha male to easy vote after Judd's other old tribemates are gone. His game's out of the bag on Day 11. He started manuevering WAY too early, and Coby knows what happens to people who do that... By the way Cobs, way to use the word "predication". And are we maybe just a little bit jealous, that Stephenie is there and you are not? Cause last time I checked, you loved the girl. Don't get me wrong, I would slaughter the fatted calf to be there again. Integrity sure as hell isn't paying the bills...that million looks better than ever. Judd could get lucky if this new Nakum wins enough that they make the merge before he gets canned. Too early to tell yet with The pee alliance I think. Good call with the looks though coby Yaxcha (lets try a tribe a little easier to spell next time, shall we?) is going to have the same problem Koror did. They are going to keep winning, and so allow people to stay longer in the game than really should be there. So, even though Gary is on the outs, he's going to make it to the merge. Yo, and speaking of Gary, somebody look at a recent picture of Brett Farve . Starting to look a little like Gary Hogeboom I think. I wonder if this happens to all NFL quarterbacks... Therefore Final Four=Stef, Rafe, Gary, and one of the howler monkeys. By the way, Penn State is 6-0. I'm starting to smell roses.
Coby	10/11/05 11:47 am And that Rob C is why you were so good at the game... you can always smooth it over... I am in love with you again ;) and see your point
Rob	10/11/05 2:16 am Alright Coby, we’ll have to agree to disagree on this one for the time being. Let’s keep an eye on this to see how it plays out over the rest of the season… As for the old Nakum reaction, the only person I see even caring that they voted out Brooke is Danni, and even so I don’t see her having much influence over the Triplets (Bobby Jon, Blake and Brandon). That being said, I don’t think that Judd has what it takes to win it all… but I still think he made the best move considering the hand he was dealt.
Coby	10/10/05 2:04 pm O and I am sure his buddies will be so thrilled he has now turned on his own...I am sure they will welcome him with open arms...maybe some backrubs or some sweet nothings whispered into each others ears will be involved. You Rob C where the last person I know to successfully flip flop though the game because you are smart...witty and could talk them through it...Judd on the other hand can't be understand through his schtick. I tried to tell Jenn and Gregg this on Palau...unless you are in control..you will only get 4th or 5th. I stick to that predication with Judd. Sad to say Judd is no Rob C ;)
Rob	10/10/05 12:42 am The fact is that Judd made the right decision because he took his destiny into his own hands rather than risk a tie. It’s only day 11 – you can’t predict how the final four or five is going to shape up. Judd did what he had to do to make sure he stays in the game for a long time without having to worry about being eliminated by picking rocks, fire-making contests or whatever wacky tie-breaker JP pulls out. And as for being a pawn of Steph the rest of the way, lets not forget that Judd’s buddies outnumber the original Yaxha members.
Coby	10/9/05 10:53 pm Okay, let me be the first to disagree with Rob C about Judd's 'good' move. Actually I can't say first, I should say second because Margaret explained the whole process to Judd in the woods. The only thing Judd did was turn from a player (leader of his own alliance) to a pawn (Steph's play toy). Not only was his own head not even on the chopping block but this move will only get him to maybe 5th or 4th in the game. Does he really think Steph and Jamie will take him to the end and by pass their easy pawn Lydia and man servant Rafe? Or that any of the remaining players will respect he was so easy to sway? I also found the Bobby Jon and Blake draining the snake talk very interesting. Because as all of us Survivors know, we would only talk about stuff when doing things like THAT when we didn't want it on TV. CBS won't show us peeing!!! Well they did! So the two of you trying to play off camera...didn't! Ha ha :) serves you right! I also think their pee scene is just like mine and Gregg's beach talk on Palau...major alliance being formed that won't happen. I feel something wrong will go down with these 2 boys...after their semi wet hand shake, Bobby Jon kept looking straight into Blake's eyes looking for reassurance...and Blake kept looking away. We will see! Straight up shout out to my main man Brian and my home girl Cindy for both getting the 'Most Team Pride Award!" Nice to see my two favorites stick out. But I hate to tell anyone reading this...my favorites never win lol Still the two most interesting on the show to me...every time Cindy comes on screen I am hypnotized by her bikini and her southern drawl. While next weeks preview of Brian, Food and Jesus (not Bobby Jon the real one) made me thank the lord above for Tivo...so I could properly spit out my yogurt again and again. Since they gave out awards this episode I decided to too... Cindy and Brian- For Outshining the Steph Show Margaret- For Understanding the Numbers Game Judd- For Having the Most Annoying Accent next to Tom that will not make Final Four Gary- Worst Liar Ever, Next to Ian ;) Brooke- For Getting Some Airtime before Voted out (unlike Brianna and Morgan) and for talking a little trash about Steph on the Early Show <--go watch video Blake/Jamie/Bobby Jon/Brandon- For All being the Same Guy Amy/Lydia- For Keeping it Real Danni/Rafe- For Doing Well But I still Don't like ya' Steph- For Finally Playing The Game look up unstoppable in dictionary...picture of Steph smiling
Scout	10/9/05 5:02 pm This is a mind-boggling numbers game now. Steph is completely over losing. However, if the new Nakum lost four straight immunities, they would probably vote off Cindy, Judd, Margaret and one of themselves (maybe Lydia). Then at the merge, Steph, Jamie, and Rafe wouid rejoin Brian, Gary and Amy. That would give the original Yaxha tribe a six to four advantage and they could pick off Bobby Jon, Danni, Blake, and Brandon. As I see it, it's the best chance Steph has to be on a winning team. Interesting isn't it? By losing, you actually win something down the road. Might be just the way life is.
Rob	10/7/05 1:25 pm Let me be the first to say Judd did the right thing. After the switch he got stuck with his core alliance members on the other team. Rather than remain loyal to people he didn’t have allegiance to, he switched and guaranteed himself through the merge. Then after the merge not only will he be on the “ins” with Steph and his new tribemates but also his original alliance members who are now on the other tribe. That being said, for a big guy Judd’s gotta realize that if he wants to keep his double-dealings a secret, I think it’s safe to say he needs to go more than 20 feet away. Shame on the Brooke, Cindy and Margaret alliance. What were THEY thinking? Everybody could clearly see Judd strategizing with Steph and the other alliance and they just took Judd’s word and hoped for a tie? Where was the strategy in that? After seeing Judd betraying them, why not go to Steph and offer up Judd? I know he’s strong in the challenges, but what does it hurt to try? At the very least why not try to feel out Lydia or Rafe to see if they feels vulnerable enough to switch? Gary H. is pretty much the worst liar ever. He reminded me of the old Jon Lovitz SNL skit with his take: No, I’m not the quarterback you remember from college, but coincidentally enough I did actually attend that school with my girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild! If you can’t come up with better lies than that, you shouldn’t be lying in the game, Gary.
Jenna	10/7/05 9:30 am OK... Finally a good show last night although I am getting sick of the monkeys getting more air time than some of the castaways! We found out a few important things. One being Bobby Jon doesnt mind shaking hands with someone after they touched thier ding dong with it, and Judd might of just made a bigger mistake than someone (I wont say) made in Survivor All Stars. It was fun to see someone other than me think that it really just might be that Steph is a bad luck charm. Lets hope that luck of hers changes. I think Lydia might be using up all the good luck on that team because she is STILL around after not being the strongest and getting votes almost EVERY tribal council!!! Im glad to see Bobby Jon thinking for the future and starting to make alliances, I like his new tribe. Who I am really starting to love is Danni. Shes strong and I love hows she called Gary out and just looked at him when he said he went to Central Mich but didnt play there. He is not a good lier and will get caught. Well Ethan and I have a three day bike ride, oh my! So Wish us luck!!
Scout	10/7/05 9:11 am I got up this morning feelin' kinda' sorry for Amy. I do believe that her picnic might be her "last supper". So often the rewards in this game turn out to be "the kiss of death". I was also amazed that Amy got picked as "the most deserving of a picnic". What a difference it would have made if Steph had been picked! There's a lot of luck (or is it destiny) involved in this game. The young, buff hotties are now gone, except for Cindy, who has a lot going for her besides being a hottie. I do believe that a guy will win this game. However, if a woman ends up in the final two, it might be Danni. Have a great weekend everyone!
Scout	10/6/05 10:46 pm Well, there’s hot monkeys in the trees and a Judd snake in camp. The twists and turns in this game never cease to amaze me. My head is still spinnin’! This time “the blend” before the merge might work in both Steph and Bobby Jon’s behalf. Gary’s still leanin’ into his lie and getting more bold faced all the time. Now he’s busted straight down the middle with Danni in his own camp. Poor Amy, Gary, and Brian. I think their goose is cooked. This twist is forcing alliances. Blake stepped up to make an alliance with Bobby Jon and no doubt, Danni and Brandon will stick with their original tribe. I think all four of them will make it to the merge. Brian and Amy’s number may well come up before the merge. That’s gonna’ make the merge interesting, because it looks like Steph, Rafe, Gorgeous Jamie, Judd, and Cindy will also make it to the merge. I predict that he original Nakum will have six tribemates at the merge. When everyone finds out that Judd jumped ship, it might come back to bite him in the butt. This game is about relationships. It is not OK to low talk or “dis” anyone, even if it is with a tone of voice. To be in any way condescending to another is to cut your own throat. Margaret lost Judd early on and never really gained his trust. She spent all her nurturing on guys that are gone, leaving only Judd behind...and he hated all that pampering by “the mother hen”. Judd might however, have won the battle and lost the war. He was the lone male from the original cast and bound to be a top dog with Cindy, Margaret, and Brooke. Now he’s definitely the low dog on the new totem pole. The only thing missing from his “way too long” turn with the tomahawk was a good Tarzan yell and a good chest poundin’! Ya’ gotta’ love his “I’m with chew guys” statement and “I didn’t feel the love, man, I didn’t feel the love. Outta’ my jungle!” The casting crew had to love findin’ Judd! It’s so much the truth of this game. “Feelin’ the love” goes a long way in this fight for the million! Speaking of that tomahawk game, where was our Quarter Back? You’d think he’d be first on the line to throw at those targets. What’s a 50 yard pass to a pro quarterback! Durn, he’s good with minnows though. Brian still gets my heart. He’s such a kid, and so animated. Another great casting call. Amy’s perception of her greeting the new tribemates is a wee bit distorted. There’s a fair difference between “being nice to everyone” and re-entering the tribe saying “What the f--k’s goin’ on!” Still love ya’, Amy. You’re one tuff cop. Gotta’ agree with you though. You’re screwed with “the blend”. Let’s hear it for adversity! Steph is FINALLY starting to form alliances and show it. Maybe Steph will finally learn to make alliances and play as a team. I even heard her screaming “Good Job!”. It’s always been about Stephanie, but now she is actually leaning into her original tribemates, including sweet Lydia and Rafe. I love ‘em both! Rafe is so nurturing and kind, and Lydia is such a hard worker. They are both always smilin’ and putting out a great vib. I hope they both make it to the merge! Jeff! I love ya’, Man! You go straight for the jugular! You stuck it to Steph by saying the obvious, and to her credit, she sucked it up. “Maybe it’s not Steph following the bad luck. Maybe the bad luck IS Steph!” Ouch! You gotta’ love your job. How fun is it to watch everyone squirm! Great twist in the game, Mark!
Ethan	10/6/05 9:44 pm "Oh my god it's like so hot, like tripple digits." It's africa hot. I know I saw the giant thermometer on top of the Mayan ruins as well. How do they know the temp? Also, if its so hot...why is no one sweating. I must admit they did a great job of hiding the cage that the Croc slithered out of. I enjoyed the mix up...a bit soon for a switch, but hopefully it will work out for Stef...or not. Is it Stef or the tribe? What comes first, losing or Stef? Stef of the tribe? Chicken or the egg?...we will soon find out. Gary...what a coincedence, you have the same name as a QB, you look like a QB, a sporstcaster tells everyone you are a QB....and you just happen to go to Central Michigan, but you didnt play ball there...good cover up. You have them all fooled. We officially have our first piss poor alliance. Bobby looks like a wiz out there and and Blake is tinkling around camp. Then those two decide to strategize over a pee...and shake on it (we're talking a hand shake). I hope one of them doesn't get pissy and leak the information. Judd....big mistake. You screwed yourself so early in the game. Now you just secured a fantastic spot at the bottom of Stef/Jaime/Rafe alliance. Congrats. Jenna and i are riding our bikes from D.C to NYC. Wish us luck...I hope we Survive. Yes I did just say "I hope we Survive"
Ian	10/6/05 9:41 pm A few things I think I think I think Judd made a BAD move tonight...Jamie and Steph are gonna use you, abuse you, and throw you away, man. He played his trump card WAY too early... I think Gary better go for the endzone with this landscaper thing otherwise he's going to the locker room before halftime. I think I'm done with football metaphors... yeah I'm done I think Danni looks like whats her face from Australia and All Stars. The pretty women who was a mean beast to everyone...what was her name? I think I like Danni better though I think I see Rafe going to the final four...and not just because he's from my hometown I think Ralph's outline has the distinct middle-aged portliness of my grandfatherly friend Tom I think Jamie tries to look all clint eastwood all the time, but he just looks like he has to take a really big poop. I'm pretty sure Brooke is just about the cutest person I've ever seen in my life