As the Mothership hovers overhead, the tribes position themselves for their daily feeding.
Brian, West Des Moines

Whoa, Brian launched Lydia instead of the ball!
Lin, Fort Monmouth, NJ

As our Survivors shed the pounds, the biggest challenge becomes developing the ability to run and compete with their knees far enough apart to keep their pants from falling down.
Connie, Chester, VA

What, no one told them about the Guatemalan flying crocodiles?
Becca, Valparaiso, IN

Henny Penny, the sky is falling!
Tony, Caribou

After a few days of starvation, the tribe realizes even fresh bird poop is edible and worth fighting for.
Ed, Rock Springs

Even if Jamie has to catch the ball with his mouth, he is not letting Brandon get this one.
Dan, Harrisburg, PA

Jamie sings to appease the Mayan Survivor gods.
Mike, Yellville, AR

Survivors attempt to verify the sage advice that you should never view a flock of seagulls with your mouth open.
Ray, Oliver Springs

Oh my God, it's King Kong!
John, Victoria, TX

I always thought "When Pigs Fly" was only an expression...
Mike, Boise