"Don't look now, Brandon, but your brownie is sticking its tongue out at you."
Tan, Lake Charles, LA.

Danni senses this is no ordinary chocolate. Should she stop eating before a hairy elbow grows out of her neck?
June, Syracuse, NY

"Maybe if I look hard enough I can absorb it through my eyes"
Chase, Virginia Beach, VA

Danni is shocked to realize that Brandon looks tastier than chocolate.
Ashley, Kingston, Canada

Danni attempts to use her telekinetic powers to steal Brandon's cake.
Amanda

Delusional from lack of food, Danni instigates a staring contest with a brownie.
Karen, Reading, PA

"I wish I were eating crickets."
Nicole, Buffalo, NY

"Geez, they even gave me chocolate hair!"
Bill, Fredericktown, MO

"I've been out here so long, you guys, I swear this mud tastes like chocolate!"
Karen, Pittsburgh, PA

"Eww! What's that huge thing growing on Brandon's neck!"
Alicia, KY