So true.
Sian, Pambula, Australia

True or False: These shorts go great with this shirt.
Ed, Chino, CA

"I am not an ex-NFL quarterback. Really!"
Maureen, Malone, NY

A chip off the ol' block
Betty, New South Wales, Australia

Gary will make it to the Final Four.
Teri, Simi Valley, CA

Gary's assessment of Jeff's perfect teeth.
Scott, Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada

"Would people take me more seriously if I stopped carrying this box around?"
Amy, Waterdown, Ontario, Canada

"Hey, Danni! My jack-in-the-box is not working: no music, no handle, nothing popping up!"
Bennett, Meridian, TX

Sick of people asking about his past, Gary makes his own lying cube.
Adrian, Sydney, Australia

"Man, this wall is getting heavy."
Allan, Winston Salem, NC

"Maybe if I stand here with my eyes squinted, I won't drop the block on my toe."
Caroline, Carmel, IN