allstarpunk: What did you think of Darrah's talks on boob jobs and chocolate chip cookies?
Jon: [laughs] I love 'em both! I had the same conversation with Jeff Probst's mom.
allstarpunk: Jonny, were you ever a Boy Scout?
Jon: Yes, I was!
shakateri: Did you think Lill could stay on the box longer than you and Sandra in the last Challenge?
Jon: I thought it was going to be a super easy Challenge. Lill has an aerobics background, and that was the difference in the game. I took the two weakest people to the end knowing I could beat them.
justwhatever: How would you define "riding the coattails of others," and don't you think you were guilty of it as well?
Jon: I made every move that decided every person being eliminated from the game from day one to day thirty-eight. I think that's a huge difference in coattail-riding and game-playing.
Tedd: Was Michelle as hot in person as she looked on screen?
Jon: More so.
enna: What do you think one of your biggest mistakes in the game was?
Jon: I never made a mistake.
Crimson: Burton mentioned that you and Sandra have "lowered" the bar on the depths Survivors will go to win. You played evil, sarcastic, backstabbing and annoying. Sandra played sneaky, a bit reserved, a bit open, backstabbing. She won; you didn't. How can you say she has no right to be there? Yet you do.
Jon: She's there because I dragged her there: that's the difference.
starry: Did your opnions of anyone change once you watched the show on TV?
Jon: I feel bad about yelling at Christa for the fish...but not too bad.
snhty: If Burton and you had made it to the Final Two, who do you think would have won?
Jon: Burton: more people liked him than me. [laughs]
plus35: How bad was the odor of all of you after 39 days?
Jon: After Rupert was gone, not too bad...you're welcome, America.
JUNKISBACK: Jon, would you consider yourself an honest man or a bad man?
Jon: A great man. Ask your wife.
adios_amoeba: Jon, you have a lot to live down now. How do you think it will affect your future?
Jon: More sex. [laughs] Thanks in advance.
yogi: Are you a genuine idiot with no respect to women, or was your boorish attitude feigned?
Jon: I love women; ask my maid. [laughs]
adios_amoeba: Jon...Is there anything you wouldn't lie about?
Jon: My thirteen inches.
gogogadget: You said people come up to you and say they want to kill you? Taking any karate classes? Hired any bodyguards?
Jon: I have a couple bodyguards.
niki: Who (besides yourself) is the best player who ever played SURVIVOR?
Jon: I liked Rob C. from AMAZON.
love_SURVIVOR: Do you think you set a low standard for future SURVIVORS?
Jon: I'll never be topped.
cocoa: Jon, great game. Is there anything you would have changed to get yourself into the Final Two?
Jon: No, I played the game exactly how I wanted to.
seawater: What was your best and worst day (not counting the day you were evicted) on SURVIVOR, and why?
Jon: Best day was when me and Burton got to go off on the last Reward Challenge, just getting away from everyone. My worst day was when Burton got voted off. But voting Rupert off was a close second for favorite day.
shell: What would your luxury item have been had you been allowed one?
Jon: Mullet wig. I had one in my bag.
CSyrup: Hey Jon! Do you really think you were the toughest man out there?
Jon: Have you seen my pecs?
Survivor84: Hey Jon, I wanted to know if you are continuing your friendship with any of the survivors besides Burton?
Jon: I'm friends with just about everyone but Rupert, Lil, Sandra and Skinny Ryan.
rink: Jon, has anybody ever told you how stupid you look with your arms crossed with the peace signs?
Jon: Yeah, your boyfriend, when he leaves at night.
bomber: Hey Jon, did you ever get sick from eating any of the rich foods during the Reward ceremonies you were at?
Jon: I threw up every time! [laughs]
allstarpunk: If you were in the Amazing Race and had to pick one of the Survivors from any of the seasons, who would be your partner?
Jon: Burton: I'd take a bullet for that guy.
Darwin: Give me one word that best describes Burton.
Jon: Burton Reynolds.
brownbabee: Why did you hate Rupert so much after all he did for the team?
Jon: He did nothing for the team.
Sandra_Rules: Jon, would you do another SURVIVOR?
Jon: We'll see.
gogogadget: Jon, we have an idea of how Jeff feels about you. But how do you feel about Jeff?
Jon: I think he looks much taller on TV.
Arby: Jon, have you considered therapy for these delusions of grandeur?
Jon: I'm still trying to get over my humility.
vtman: When you acknowleged that Rupert was a great man, were you just sucking up?
Jon: Absolutely!
Bleen: Jon, I think the dead grandmother lie was brilliant. Did you have a backup plan in case anyone called you on it?
Jon: No, I knew no one would find out.
spoon: Do your hitting on Darrah during the smoothie game backfire in any way?
Jon: No.
babie_d: Did you get in trouble for going to Tribal Council drunk?
Jon: I was spoken to afterwards, and what they didn't show on the show was that I actually fell out of my stool.
Jonathon: Jon, what would you have done if Burton had not come back in the game?
Jon: Beat Rupert to Loser Island.
lionlarch: Did you notice any changes in Jeff when he found out about your grandmother lie? He seemed to treat you differently at Tribal Council.
Jon: I think Jeff gained a lot of respect for me seeing how much more strategic I was.
kylekewl: Was there any hanky panky in the game?
Jon: Yes.
stallcupette: Jon, did you actually think the show wouldn't call about your grandmother?
Jon: I didn't think they would.
jonisabadman: How gross was it to see Lill in her underwear so many times?
Jon: The white whale? Yuck, yuck, yuck.
Gretchen: Jon, what female player was your favorite, and why?
Jon: Friendwise: Trish. Bodywise: Nicole.
Jon_is_a_jerk: Is it true you asked Burton to live with you?
Jon: We're both living in LA in February.
shakateri: How does it make you feel that Lill was willing to give up 900,000 dollars just so you didn't get it?
Jon: Awesome. Dumb move, dumb woman.
hhhhh: Was there any aspect of SURVIVOR that made you want to play the game other than the money?
Jon: Free SURVIVOR mouse pad.
Lee1: Jon, any chance you were more interested in the camera and TV audience than the game itself?
Jon: Very easily a chance. [laughs] Infamy rules!
FairplayRules: If you got to choose your own tribe from past SURVIVORS, who would your tribe consist of?
Jon: Jerry [laughs], Nicole, Michelle, Darrah, Elisabeth and Boston Rob.
jenni: If you could pick the next location of SURVIVOR, where would it be?
Jon: Vegas.
CyberChick: Jon, what were your thoughts on Robb and Rob from previous SURVIVORs? Would you say they were annoying too?
Jon: My two favorite previous players in the game.
mikell99: Were you picked on a lot in school?
Jon: Never.
stingray: Was Lill as dumb as Colby from a previous show?
Jon: Possibly more dumb, but Colby's an idiot.
yuck: What other Survivors came close to being as hateable as you?
Jon: No one...not possible.
she_fangs: If each Survivor could bring an animal, what would you bring?
Jon: Ethan.
johnnyboy: Did living in Danville suck more than living on that island?
Jon: It's a tie. [laughs]
Gretchen: Jon, did you ever wish you had started on the other tribe?
Jon: No way!
kissitJon: Do you ever find it hard to live life as such a smart, attractive man?
Jon: It's tough, and thanks for askin' the question, gramma.
Tribehaspoken: Do you need to be hated in order to get attention?
Jon: Sure.
SURVIVOR Host: I am sorry to say that our hour with Jon is up. Jon, thanks so much for being here to chat with us today. Do you have any final comments for the SURVIVOR fans?
Jon: It's been your pleasure.
SURVIVOR Host: Thanks for joining us, everyone. Make sure to come back today at 1pm PT for our live chat with the Sole Survivor Sandra. See you there!
Anoymous: Thank you, Jon! We enjoyed your game of SURVIVOR!
Darwin: Bye, Jon, from the Philippines. Cheers!
goravens: We luv ya Jon
silverstar: Alaska loves JFP!
NewOrleansLady: Bye Loser Jon!
Seany_Fairplay: Jon for president!
funinsmyrna: Jon is a freak
Kdana: Rock on, Jon!
Legend41: Bye, Jonny Rotten from Boston!
CSyrup: You ROCK! Not!
Orlando: We love you
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