"Rupert, wouldn't a razor be safer?"
Dan, Ava, MO

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Frank, Charlotte

In an attempt to relieve the itching, Rupert fumigates his beard.
Steve, Rockville

"You may not be as popular as sparklers, but you're still my favorite, Mr. Snake."
Cory, Des Moines

Rubert is steaming mad after his tribemates voted out Rudy.
Krista, Bakersfield

The guy can build a fire in his sleep. Now, that's talent!
Ryan, Vancouver

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Joy, Malaysia

Rupert invents the world's first smoke pillow.
Tina, Indiana

Even lighting Rupert's beard on fire wasn't enough to wake him up that morning.
Pedro, LA

"Rupert, at least wait till I put the noodles in before you start eating!"
Brandy, Atlanta

If you can't beat 'em, burn 'em.
Bryan, Lafayette, IN

Rupert shows Jerri the proper way to eat smoke.
Connie, Atlanta