"No, no, Tom! We said think OUTSIDE the box!"
Murf, Atlanta

Big Tom in his Big John.
Di, Mesa

Check out the new Immunity necklace!
Mari, Cincinnati

Tom's got class. He always tips his lid to the ladies.
Milo, Portland, OR

Aw, six more weeks of winter.
Jason, Ontario, Canada

I think we've all had a "morning after" like this.
Rhonda, Tulsa

I just love that game, Whack-a-Mole!
Adam, Vancouver, Canada

"Momma always told me that two heads are better than one."
Brian, Santa Maria

"Jeff, you didn't leave us the instruction manual."
Brian, CA

"Who forgot to put the seat down?"
Tiffany, Pasadena

"I thought it was a formal party. That's why I wore the necktie."
Steve, Osseo, WI

Big Tom, you are SUCH a potty mouth!
Robin, Dallas