"It's escaped! Everybody run for your lives!"
Chris, Edmonton

"Now I know how it feels to be a tube of toothpaste."
Sam, Western Australia

Rupert's bamboo hang-glider did not work well at all.
Boon Kai, Malaysia

"I think I can, I think I can, ... I can't!"
Shawn, Michigan

"Hey Kathy! Do you have any Corti-Slim? I need to lose 5 pounds fast."
Frank, Footscray, VA

Grizzly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to seal your doom.
Yavlik, Frankfort

After hatching from their eggs, the bearded Rainbow Turtles make the long, dangerous journey towards the sea.
Danny, Long Beach

"Oh, my back! I think I 'Rupe'-tured a disk."
Ron, Albertville

Santa's off-season workout regimen.
Erin, Rochester, NY

"You'd think after all this time, my butt would be a LITTLE thinner."
Heather, Ontario

"I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!"
Lewis, Charleston, WV

Just like Winnie the Pooh!
Prue, Australia