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Ba-Sing-A Big Bang Theory Bernadette Song Lyrics

Posted on Oct 25, 2013 09:40am

Were you charmed by the song Howard performed for Bernadette to celebrate the anniversary of their first date?  The song, called,  "If I Didn't Have You (Bernadette's Song)" was written by comedian, singer-songwriter and The Big Bang Theory recurring guest star Kate Micucci (who played Raj's ultra-shy ex-girlfriend Lucy) and her music partner Riki Lindhome, who perform as the comedy folk duo Garfunkel and Oates.

The cast recording of the song — distributed by WaterTower Music — features Simon Helberg singing lead with Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar and Mayim Bialik providing backing vocals. "If I Didn't Have You (Bernadette's Song) [MusiCares version]" can be downloaded on iTunes now, in recognition of the show's support of MusiCares®.

Re-live the performance now and get the lyrics below!


If I Didn't Have You (Bernadette's Song) [MusiCares® Version]

If I didn't have you
Life would be blue
I'd be Dr. Who without the Tardis
A candle without a wick
A Watson without a Crick
I'd be one of my outfits without a Dick-ie
I'd be cheese without the mac
Jobs without the Wozniak
I'd be solving exponential equations that use bases not
found on your calculator making it much harder to crack
I'd be an atom without a bomb
A dot without the com
And I'd probably still live with my mom

And he'd probably still live with his mom

Ever since I met you
You turned my world around
You supported all my dreams and all my hopes
You're like Uranium 235 and I'm Uranium 238
Almost inseparable isotopes

I couldn't have imagined
How good my life would get
From the moment that I met you, Bernadette

If I didn't have you
Life would be dreary
I'd be string theory without any string
I'd be binary code without a one
A cathode-ray tube without an electron gun
I'd be "Firefly," "Buffy" and "Avengers" without Joss Whedon
I'd speak a lot more Klingon Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam

And he'd definitely still live with his mom

Ever since I met you
You turned my world around
You're my best friend and my lover
We're like changing electric and magnetic fields
You can't have one without the other

I couldn't have imagined
How good my life would get
From the moment that I met you, Bernadette

Oh, we couldn't have imagined
How good our lives would get
From the moment that we met you, Bernadette

Written by Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome
Published by Warner-Barham Music LLC (BMI)
Performed by Simon Helberg, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Kunal Nayyar, and Mayim Bialik
& © 2013 Warner Bros. Television