13. We laughed when Sheldon hired Stuart to make amends with Amy
Sheldon is definitely an expert at many things, but we're not sure whether we'd include "love guru" on his résumé. For example, if you're looking for some relationship advice, might we suggest the following, which are the exact opposite of how Sheldon behaved after having a spat with Amy.
Relationship rule #1: Never hire someone else to spend time with your significant other so you can spend the day waiting in line for a movie with your friends.
Relationship rule #2: If you violated rule #1, apologize in-person.
Relationship rule #3: When in doubt about rules #1 and #2, send flowers. The bigger the bouquet, the better.