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The Sex Tape Conundrum True fact: Every single person in the world will make a sex tape once in their life. Which brings up a question of bro-to-bro etiquette: Do you watch another bro’s sex tape? I recently struggled mightily with this issue myself. So that no bro must suffer what I suffered, I with the help of some alumni from my alma mater, (they were working on some sort of lame cancer vaccine thing, pft, boring) devised a simple equation to help you answer this question.
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EPS As I’ve always said: It’s important to raise awareness about certain diseases. Sometimes, people can’t raise support on their own and sometimes they raise just a little too much. I’m talking, or course, about Enormous Penis Syndrome.
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Uncle Barney's Mail Sack
Loyal Barninians,
It’s time once again to fondle the old bag with our greasy little
fingers. I’m referring, of course, to my trusty mail bag. This is when
I bequeath to you – my confused and poorly- dressed fan base – my
considerable expertise in various topics including sex, philanthropic
responsibility, sex, spiritual development, sex, and sex. Here we go!
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Barney For Leader Lily Aldrin-Eriksen – Ted’s former roommate – has finally relinquished her vice-like grip on our social lives, leaving behind an enormous power vacuum. Like other attractive voids, I’m the perfect person to fill it. To help convince the remainder of our friends and prevent them from whining about “the good old days” with Lily, I intend to produce and air the following campaign commercials.
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