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Posted on Mar 20, 2012 12:00am

Kind citizens of the Stinson Republic,

As you know, much of our current Western culture has its roots in classical wisdom, the majority of which can be traced back to the Ancient Broman Empire. For proof, look no further than last weekend's toga party or those glorious melon-shaped domes on top of our capitol buildings.

In addition, countless Latin phrases (the most significant being "Homines Ante Feminae," or, Bros Before Hoes) have made their way into contemporary vernacular. For these contributions, and many others, we are forever indebted to our great Broman ancestors. (Especially, Caligula. That dude was dirty. Seriously, rent the movie.) Below are ten other Latin phrases, still in common use today…

QUID PRO BRO

CARPE DOUBLE DIEM

IPSO NO FATSOS

SEMPER THIGH

SEX OFFICIO

E PUBUS UNUM

SEX CETERA

PERSONA NON GRABASS

ANNO DOMINATRIX

DEUS SEX MACHINA

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