Once a haven for intellectualism and ingenuity, our great nation has lost its competitive edge. Sadly, we are no longer the world leader in science and industry and our youth have little to no interest in mathematics… which is kind of okay because let's face it, math blows.
Of more concern, however, is a general lack of creative inventiveness. No where is this more evident in the stage names our precious adult entertainers have chosen for themselves. Below is a list of some terrible stripper names I encountered last night.
TERRIBLE STRIPPER NAMES