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Top Ten Excerpts From The Senior Citizen's Romance Novel

Thursday, August 21, 2014

10. "He was as old and hard as the candy I keep on the table"

9. "When she walked into the room, his heart stopped"

8. "He had an ass like coolidge"

7. "'Blow in my hearing aid' she cooed"

6. "Enrique's pants weren't pleated anymore"

5. "Teeth in or out?"

4. "She caressed the balls of his walker legs"

3. "It was a position called 'The Reverse Rocking Chair'"

2. "We watched 'Wheel of Fortune' and he gave me an 'O'"

1. "Finally she whispered, 'That's what I call an early bird special'"