Thursday, July 31, 2014
10. Do you smell something not burning?
9. OMG -- just took a selfie with Mickey Rooney!
8. My only regret is starting the 'Real Housewives' franchise
7. Geez, Putin, dial it down a notch
6. Shane! Come back, Shane!
5. I don't want Rob Ford, you take him
4. Posted some new pictures on 'Pentagram'
3. Arranging Weird Al's comeback was exhausting
2. Hang on -- Dick Cheney's on the other line
1. Sorry about the L.A. Clippers, Don