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Top Ten Ways To Botch A Job Interview

Thursday, November 20, 2014

10. You show up wearing a lobster bib

9. Break the ice with a tender kiss

8. Shake hands with interviewer, palm him a twenty

7. Spend first five minutes disinfecting your chair

6. Answer every question, "I like cats"

5. Ask interviewer if he wants to blaze one

4. Refer all questions to your attorney

3. Ask your interviewer for the framed photo of his wife

2. Mention that you used to write for Letterman

1. When asked your greatest weakness, reply "Tax Fraud"

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