5. Alan’s Eternal Wingman Status
Almost as soon as Ashton Kutcher joins Two and a Half Men, he brings home two girls at the same time. The new iPad has a CPU that's 40 percent faster. With that kind of power, we may eventually be able to run two apps on the same screen. Even if this feature isn’t immediately available, it’s comforting to know that, in some alternate universe, far in the future, Alan can at text one girl while Facetiming another. Watch Two and a Half Men anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access.