Need a cosigner? Hetty's name says a lot.
If all else fails at getting a loan, you could talk to Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange. If it were possible to get her name attached to your application, things would get done. Having Hetty co-sign for that loan would guarantee success. She's got it so together that every single one of her secret identities has amazing credit. Even the ones who're still in prison, paying off their debts.
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