"I don't need your fantasy women."
Who said it: Commander Riker
In the Next Generation episode "Déjà Q," the mischievous alien Q returned to the Enterprise after being cast out of the Q Continuum. After his omnipotence was returned to him, Q celebrates by conjuring up a mariachi band, cigars, and two buxom beauties for Riker. However, Riker was not amused.