Former father-daughter costars John Goodman and Sara Gilbert reunite on Friday's episode of The Talk to act out a side-splitting spoof, featured above, inspired by the popular '90s sitcom, in which Darlene reveals quite a salacious secret.
It's been two decades since beloved Roseanne characters Dan and Darlene Conner sat down for a heart-to-heart on their trusty old plaid couch—and, boy, do they have a lot to discuss.
So how does he react to her surprising news?
Some things never change.
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