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Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty: With the wedding between Evelyn and Teddy just around the corner, Courtney becomes infuriated when she learns that Teddy refuses to make Evelyn sign a pre-nup. Though she is finally in good terms with Evelyn, she tells Charlie that she no longer wants to see him, making Charlie want her even more. He resorts to stalking her outside her apartment with help from Rose. Courtney eventually takes Charlie back after he saves her from being financially cut off by Teddy. During the wedding, Charlie asks Courtney to marry him and she says yes. Alan becomes the ultimate fussy wedding planner. ...
RECAP | Season 5:
Episode 19: Waiting for the Righ...
Charlie meets with his therapist, Dr. Friedman, and she’s unable to convince him of his mommy issues. Alan is her next appointment and tells her that he has feelings for Angie. He also reveals ... More...
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Episode 18: If My Hole Could Tal...
Jake struggles with a book report assignment by continuing to misplace the book, making Charlie and Alan revisit the bookstore. Charlie goes to the self-help section to figure out why all his rel... More...
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Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
Teddy is found dead on Charlie’s bed with his pants around his ankles after his wedding with Evelyn. A CSI team is assembled to find some clues, taking all the guests into custody for questioni... More...
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Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I...
With the wedding between Evelyn and Teddy just around the corner, Courtney becomes infuriated when she learns that Teddy refuses to make Evelyn sign a pre-nup. Though she is finally in good terms... More...
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Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump ...
Charlie continues to expand his female conquests with two to three girls a day, landing him to even more trouble. After getting beat up by two angry husbands, getting arrested for solicitation, a... More...
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Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time
While at the coffee shop Charlie recognizes a woman he dated but can’t for the life of him remember her name. Jake falls head over heals for her teenager daughter and proceeds to bug Charlie un... More...
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Episode 13: The Soil is Moist
Alan runs into Cynthia, a mutual friend of he and Judith from back when they were married. Cynthia is recently divorced and Charlie gets that vibe that Cynthia might be interested in Alan. Howeve... More...
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Episode 12: A Little Clammy and ...
Charlie catches a cold after he knowingly sleeps with a hot girl who is sick. Alan and Jake are on their way out and can't take care of Charlie. Berta can't be bothered. Desperate, Charlie calls ... More...
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Episode 11: Meander to Your Dand...
Charlie offers up breakup advice when Alan admits that his relationship with Donna has become boring and the sex mundane. Alan takes his advice and breaks up with Donna, only to soon learn that s... More...
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Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophil...
When Jake is dumped by a girl for the first time, Alan tries to make him feel better by talking about the first time he was dumped. It was in high school and the girl, Charity, dumped him the nig... More...
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Episode 9: Tight's Good
Teddy and Evelyn have gotten engaged and Charlie and Alan are miserably bored at their engagement party. Teddy's daughter Courtney soon arrives, who Evelyn doesn’t get along with but who Charli... More...
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Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waff...
Charlie’s jingle writing for children is taking off and he’s become a huge sensation. He even has his own infomercials. Known as Charlie Waffles, Charlie is required to make CD signing appear... More...
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Episode 7: The Leather Gear is ...
When Alan comes home with a new glass vase, Charlie thinks it’s the ugliest thing and refuses to allow it in the house. Alan complains to Charlie that he doesn’t have an equal say in their ho... More...
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Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His ...
Alan forbids Jake from going to a concert with his friend and his 17-year-old brother, but a defiant Jake sneaks out of the house anyway. Meanwhile, Charlie learns that Linda is being honored at ... More...
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Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on...
Alan panics over the household finances because Charlie hasn’t sold a jingle in a while. Looking for ways to cut back, he goes to Berta, who won't even consider taking a temporary pay cut. Judi... More...
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Episode 4: City of Great Racks
Charlie and Linda (Ming Wen) are seriously dating, and it’s only a matter of time before they consummate their relationship. While out on various dates with Linda, Charlie keeps thinking he see... More...
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Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy ...
Tired of dating bimbos and being the oldest guy at the bar, Charlie goes on a blind date with a municipal court judge, Linda (guest star Ming Wen). She’s an intelligent, attractive, age appropr... More...
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Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dun...
Charlie hesitantly goes to an event with Evelyn and is pleasantly surprised to discover that she’s great company, as long as she’s directing all her venom at everyone else. Not only is Charli... More...
RECAP | Season 5:
Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders...
When Jake is apprehensive about entering junior high, Charlie and Alan make things worse by telling him about their own nightmare junior high experiences. The stories traumatize Jake so much that... More...