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Season 9: Episode 1
Nice To Meet You, Walden Schmidt: Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an internet billionaire with a broken heart.
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RECAP | Season 9:
Episode 24: Oh look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake and Eldridge graduate from high school and go work for Walden’s company only to be fired on their first day for downloading porn and shorting the server farm. In the end the boys join... More...
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Episode 23: A Straw In My Donut ...
Alan comes home from the hospital after his two heart attacks and milks the attention he’s getting from everyone. It gets a bit extreme and Zoey becomes suspicious of Alan. She soon discov... More...
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Episode 22: Why We Gave Up Women
Alan has a heart attack after Walden tells him that he has to permanently move out. While recovering Charlie appears to him in his dreams, as a miserable middle aged woman. After Alan has his se... More...
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Episode 21: Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
Walden kicks Alan out of the house for a week so that Zoey and her 6 year old daughter, Ava, can stay over for spring break. Alan goes to stay with Lindsey and she has him fix various things arou... More...
RECAP | Season 9:
Episode 20: Grandma's Pie
Zoey is coming home from London and Walden dreads telling her that he’s in a new business venture with Billy and his ex-wife, Bridget. It clearly doesn’t go over well with Zoey so ... More...
RECAP | Season 9:
Episode 19: Palmdale, ech
Walden misses Zoey, who is still in London, and decides to hang with Jake and Eldridge. Jake and Eldridge want to go to a party and Walden tags along, but for some reason they can’t find t... More...
RECAP | Season 9:
Episode 18: The War Against Ging...
We meet Walden’s ex-business partner, Billy Stanhope, who comes to Walden with a new business venture. Alan tries to fit in but he clearly has no idea what they are talking about. A lonely... More...
RECAP | Season 9:
Episode 17: Not In My Mouth
ÂWalden can’t get Zoey to say that she loves him, and while she goes off to England, he becomes increasingly convinced that she’s going to dump him. While leaving Zoey’s a... More...
RECAP | Season 9:
Episode 16: Sips, Sonnets and So...
Lindsey and Zoey can’t stand each other and the arguing between the two of them is driving Walden and Alan crazy. With PCH closed down because of a storm, Walden and Alan must figure out a... More...
RECAP | Season 9:
Episode 15: The Duchess of Dull-...
ÂWalden and Zoey are having trouble with their sex life. Zoey isn’t having fun and seems more uptight in bed. Hoping to loosen her up, Walden gives Zoey one of Berta’s special br... More...
RECAP | Season 9:
Episode 14: A Possum on Chemo
ÂZoey pressures Walden to cut his hair and beard which he eventually does. Alan runs into Lindsey who is looking hotter than ever. She’s been dating a younger man who happens to be a ve... More...
RECAP | Season 9:
Episode 13: Slowly and in a Circ...
ÂWalden brings Alan on as a fourth board member in an effort to prevent Bridget and Robin from voting Walden out as CEO. Robin attempts to seduce a very vulnerable Alan while Walden brings out... More...
RECAP | Season 9:
Episode 12: One False Move, Zimb...
ÂWalden invites a depressed and lonely Alan to spend Christmas with he and his mother, Robin. Alan is clearly smitten when he meets Robin for the first time. We learn that Robin is a primatolo... More...
RECAP | Season 9:
Episode 11: A Lovely Landing Str...
ÂWalden continues to date Zoey and decides that he needs a fresh start and signs his divorce papers. Shortly thereafter Bridget shows up at Walden’s house and tells him that she canâ... More...
RECAP | Season 9:
Episode 10: A Fishbowl Full of G...
ÂWalden starts dating a lovely British woman named Zoey and gives Alan his very valuable wedding ring because he wants to move forward. Alan, desperate to pay his bills, contemplates pawning i... More...
RECAP | Season 9:
Episode 9: Frodo's Headshots
ÂAlan is about to check-out of the mental institution after being a patient for about a month. He thinks he can take on the world with all the help he’s gotten. Jake comes to pick him u... More...
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Episode 8: Thank You For the In...
ÂWalden gets rid of Charlie’s old piano which triggers Alan’s grief over the loss of his brother. Alan begins to dress and have casual sex like Charlie. He also starts singing Ch... More...
RECAP | Season 9:
Episode 7: Those Fancy Japanese...
ÂWalden hires Evelyn to help him re-decorate his house and Alan is weary that nothing good will come from it. He turns out to be right and Evelyn, known as the “uber-cougar,†gets ... More...
RECAP | Season 9:
Episode 6: The Squat and Hover
ÂA depressed Walden goes to see Dr. Freeman after having just received divorce papers from Bridget. The next day Walden and Alan run into Bridget and her hot date at the movie theatre which ma... More...
RECAP | Season 9:
Episode 5: A Giant Cat Holding ...
ÂAlan is shocked to learn that Lindsey was in a soft-core porn long before she and Alan met. A disagreement ensues but they reconcile after they agree to be truthful about everything. Honesty... More...