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Season 5: Episode 6 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Help Daddy Find His Toenail: Alan forbids Jake from going to a concert with his friend and his 17-year-old brother, but a defiant Jake sneaks out of the house anyway. Meanwhile, Charlie learns that Linda is being honored at a banquet but she has yet to ask him to go with her. When Charlie confronts Linda about it, she asks him to attend the banquet, which happens to be on the same night of Jake’s concert. Evelyn offers Charlie a pill to calm his nerves but accidentally gives him a pill from the wrong bottle. Unfortunately, Charlie makes a fool of himself at the banquet and embarrasses Linda. Later, Alan catches Jake and Charlie sneaking back into the house via Jake’s bedroom window. The next morning, Charlie's behavior at the banquet has made the newspaper, with a photo of himself making devil horns behind Linda as she accepts her award. Charlie goes to Linda’s chambers to beg for forgiveness, but she breaks up with him. Afterwards, a sulking and depressed Charlie orders takeout, but his spirits lift when a pretty, young delivery girl is at the door.