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Season 5: Episode 19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper

Charlie meets with his therapist, Dr. Friedman, and she’s unable to convince him of his mommy issues. Alan is her next appointment and tells her that he has feelings for Angie. He also reveals his plans to steal her from Charlie, eventually declaring an outright war for Angie’s heart. As a response Charli... More...

Season 5: Episode 18 - If My Hole Could Talk

Jake struggles with a book report assignment by continuing to misplace the book, making Charlie and Alan revisit the bookstore. Charlie goes to the self-help section to figure out why all his relationships continue to fail, when he meets a woman named Angie (Susan Blakely). When they start dating, he struggles with the... More...

Season 5: Episode 17 - Fish in a Drawer

Teddy is found dead on Charlie’s bed with his pants around his ankles after his wedding with Evelyn. A CSI team is assembled to find some clues, taking all the guests into custody for questioning. They discover that Teddy and Courtney were actually con artists who had set their sights on Evelyn’s money. I... More...

Season 5: Episode 16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

With the wedding between Evelyn and Teddy just around the corner, Courtney becomes infuriated when she learns that Teddy refuses to make Evelyn sign a pre-nup. Though she is finally in good terms with Evelyn, she tells Charlie that she no longer wants to see him, making Charlie want her even more. He resorts to stalkin... More...

Season 5: Episode 15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction

Charlie continues to expand his female conquests with two to three girls a day, landing him to even more trouble. After getting beat up by two angry husbands, getting arrested for solicitation, and hurting himself while in the bedroom, he goes to his psychiatrist, Dr. Freedman. She learns that Charlie is feeling lost b... More...

Season 5: Episode 14 - Winky-Dink Time

While at the coffee shop Charlie recognizes a woman he dated but can’t for the life of him remember her name. Jake falls head over heals for her teenager daughter and proceeds to bug Charlie until he agrees to set up a date. Charlie can’t remember this woman’s name but sets up a double date anyway.... More...

Season 5: Episode 13 - The Soil is Moist

Alan runs into Cynthia, a mutual friend of he and Judith from back when they were married. Cynthia is recently divorced and Charlie gets that vibe that Cynthia might be interested in Alan. However, Alan is unsure about asking Cynthia out because he knows she’s still really good friends with Judith. He gets Judit... More...

Season 5: Episode 12 - A Little Clammy and None to Fresh

Charlie catches a cold after he knowingly sleeps with a hot girl who is sick. Alan and Jake are on their way out and can't take care of Charlie. Berta can't be bothered. Desperate, Charlie calls his mom who is also unavailable. We see Rose, who was asked to leave England, climb over the deck. She steps up to the task a... More...

Season 5: Episode 11 - Meander to Your Dander

Charlie offers up breakup advice when Alan admits that his relationship with Donna has become boring and the sex mundane. Alan takes his advice and breaks up with Donna, only to soon learn that she felt the same way about the relationship and wanted to take the relationship to the next level. Alan is relieved until he ... More...

Season 5: Episode 10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia

When Jake is dumped by a girl for the first time, Alan tries to make him feel better by talking about the first time he was dumped. It was in high school and the girl, Charity, dumped him the night before a big dance. Charlie’s advice to Jake is to find the prettiest girl, because the prettiest ones are the lone... More...


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